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Who is he? You sure you want to know? If somebody told you he was just
your average ordinary guy, without a care in the world, somebody lied.
Truth is, it wasnt always like this...
There was a time when Anurag lived a quiet teetotal life in Keble College,
until one day, on a trip to the University Parks, he was bitten by a genetically enhanced super cricket. He soon developed
superpowers - superhuman bowling, sharp reflexes, and the ability to drink copiously.
Who is he? He's the cricketeer!
Whenever, wherever a cricket team is in need, he puts on his white underpants,
grabs his balls, and becomes a superhero. Women beg him to marry them but he shakes his bat at them all. The list of broken
hearts is endless.
Where can you find him? Seek out the MCR at Keble College. Late at night
the cricketeer is there, balls in hand, browsing the music channels for clues to the whereabouts of his arch-nemesis, the
notorious wiggly blonde.
With great power comes great responsibility...
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